Nervous Guy (Awkward ): Key of Awesome #23

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Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR’s YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com produced by Big Dawg www.myspace.com LYRICS Hey there girl it’s been long time since I’ve done this… I mean. You see I’m just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. FYI lately I haven’t been able to have an orgasm without crying. It’s something I’ve been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You’re thinking that he’s gonna love you and it will be hot You’re wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He’s always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he’s nauseous from the pressure plus he’s really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He’s self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he’s still got a furry vest MARK It’s not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It’s very common in old guys. MARK It’s not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you’re freakin’ cus your thinkin’ what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his

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That man with the jacket sexii

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@offwithurhead He wasn’t maried at that time..

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just stop fucking talking and take laurens top off!!!

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@thatmw2noob Or that she reminds you of that time you kissed your sister

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Is Anastacia seriously ok with this?

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If Lauren isn’t gonna have with Mark I would be happy to volinteer. ;-)

P.S. I love his furry vest!

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Im Hotter & my Boobs are Bigger.

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Mark: come on fellas lets go
Lauren: no they can stay
Mark: damn girl thats messed up…….
HAHAHAAHHAHA :P

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yes. that’s eczactly what you should say when you’re about to get it on with a hottie :D

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god damn feel sorry for mark that chick is HOT

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god damn mark is sooo awkward!!!

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I love this . I know the whole song by heart.

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@myvampirewithin lolli :P

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Lauran is soooooooo (.)(.) busty holy bang me

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1.50 WOW HUGE TITS

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One of the backup singers sounds like usher but looks like T-pain! :)

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Mark looks like frank west. Hmm wonder if he’s covered wars?¿?

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Does it ever get awkward for Anastasia (I probably spelled that wrong) for you to do all these videos with Lauren?

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She looks like a fish

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Isn’t Lauren like20??? And how old is mark? 39??

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@1:49

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your wife is letting u do this

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Lauren is… beautiful!

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Hey, sorry to interrupt, I just came back to get the photo of my fami- :O, UNO – lol

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@thatmw2noob lol When IS a good time to tell a chick you’re about to bang that you just got divorced and can’t have without bursting into tears?

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@tjw1963 Hi Teresa, can I also have the link on how to change colors with the broomstick lace, please?
I would like to make an adult blanket with this gorgeous stitch, I wonder if I should use the same type of knitting needle you use in the , or should I find me a long stick or PVC pipe, and how wide should it be?
Thank you so much in advance!

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@tjw1963 Hi Teresa, LOVELY stitch. Would you please send me the on how to change colors please. I want to make an adult size blanket, what size stick will I need, can I do it with a knitting needle like the one you use on the ?

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When working broomstick with #10 crochet thread on a US17/12.5mm needle (size 7/1.65mm hook) and a high number of loops, I’ve found that a provisional cast-on is so much easier than wrangling with a long, skinny chain. Keeping an accurate loop count is a breeze! Now, if only I could find 27″ long circular needles in nice large sizes! =)

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@pegschr You are welcome!

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@rituvip It is called variegated yarn. This color has been discontinued so it is not available to us any longer either.

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we didnt get this type of yarn in india . what type it called dual colur ?

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we didnt get this type of yarn in india

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THIS IS SOOOOO COOOL!!! Thanks
peggy

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@MrsBabyLearn You could sew the edges together. The width can be as long as you want.

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I was wondering if you could answer a question about this stitch….. how would you connect them to make a sweater? can you even make a sweater with this stitch? Can you do more than 16 at a time? BTW… you are a great teacher!!

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@lelhajj100 You are welcome! I appreciate the comment.

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very beautiful and well explained, Theresa. Thank you very much!

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Thank You so much! I will try.

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@mystarmoonsun It was produced by Caron so maybe they have something similar. A lot of people have been interested in the colors so if you all write to them, maybe they could bring it back.

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O!No!Thanks!

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@mystarmoonsun The yarn has been discontinued for several years.

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Hi!Could U please tell me what brand the yarn is on the ? it was my favour color blue & white.It ‘s hard to find it. Which store did U buy it?I Really want to buy same one on the .It seens so soft.Baby yarn?I could make a scarf?Tell me please.Thank You!

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@AmishVomitCake Thank you for sharing your suggestions. There are many types of round rods that will work for broomstick lace.

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Firstly: Thank you so much for this . Broomstick lace actually makes sense to me now!
Secondly: I didn’t have a giant knitting needle or a dowel. You know what I wound up using? We bought a corner shower shelf thing and it comes with a spare rod. It was the perfect diameter and is even tapered on one end. I just wrapped the other end with tape like you said. Also, I usually hold the hook like a knife, but holding it like a pencil gives a lot more control when putting the loops on the rod.

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it is very useful tutorial.

I’m going to try it.!!

thx

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Thank you soooooo much! I am a beginner (I learned to crochet last winter watching your videos!) I saw this stitch used to make a sweater and have been SEARCHING EVERYWHERE for how to do it (i didn’t know the name of the stitch). Thank you again for sharing your skills with all of us!

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@GoldieP716 why not just use a wooden spoon?

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how about using a wooden spoon with a long handle?

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Thank you for showing how you hold the large knitting needle between knees. This really helped me! I was attempting to hold everything in two hands as I saw another you-tuber do… My broomstick lace scarf is coming along very nicely now. :)

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@pinklilwat That’s exactly why I ended up here :)
I saw this pattern for a hat and had never heard of this stich before
I found it at crochetme . com

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